Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Hola Amigos and Amigas!

Ok that's about as much Spanish as I know.... Just want to wish you all a happy Friday and a happy Cinco de Mayo! Actually, more like Cinco de Drinko! Hope you all are as excited as I am for a fun filled weekend of some amazing weather, cervezas, tequila shots, sombreros, and super fun parties!

If you are looking for a good party to attend I would highly recommend checking out Eye Heart SF 's Cinco de Mayo party at Public Works Saturday! There will be some amazing DJs including Panic City, El Cool J, Skostep, Robot Deniro, Input Output, and The Schmidt! Party goes from 12pm-7pm and should be an amazing time!


Tickets can be purchased here sanfrancinco.eventbrite.com


Anyways, thought I would start the weekend off with a little Cinco themed humor to get everyone pumped on the weekend! Hope you like :)




I'm more worried about LSHMSFOAIDMTS Laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my tequila shot!



WOOOOOO!





Praying I don't look like this by the end of the day.  Or lose a tooth!


Now that's not very nice !


"Literally"




Mayo is the last thing I want to smell on Cinco !



I already feel drunk thinking about it



Seis de Mayo ... National Toilet Hugging day ...CANT WAIT !








:) XOXOXO

Happy St. Patty's Day!!!

Hey Everyone! 

Happy Friday to you all and especially because one of my favorite holidays of the year happens this weekend... St Patrick's Day! I mean how can you not love the day wear it is completely acceptable to get drunk off of green beer and Irish car bombs and dress up as a leprechaun? Yep.... pretty much guaranteed to have an amazing time no matter who you are with or what you are doing! And being in San Francisco makes it even better as the city has so much going on to celebrate!Saturday is the annual St. Patrick's day parade where thousands go to watch all the floats and crazy people. Then on Sunday, my good friends at Eye Heart SF are throwing what is sure to be a awesome party on the SS Jeremiah O'Brien ship off of Pier 45. Green Beer + Boat + Fun people + Good Weather = My kind of party! 

Well have a great weekend everyone and enjoy my silly Irish giggles! 

Eye Heart SF St Patricks Day Party Facebook Link : https://www.facebook.com/events/458740150866458/?fref=ts

Hope you manage keep all those charms inside!

Hoping I don't hear this pickup line....especially later on in the day lol

Saint Who? I thought this is just a day of green beer and pinching!

I probably won't need to worry because my phone will be dead or misplaced anyways! Phew :) But for the rest of you... ya... good luck!

While some people love this Holiday...

Others.... aren't so pumped :)

And REALLY not so pumped!

Even though babies are cute and small, if they aren't wearing green..pinch em! #chubbycheeks #easytopinch

Monday is already looking pretty terrible

And you can pass out by early afternoon if you live by this as well :)

Forget elf dog... All about the leprechaun dog in 2013

Speaking of Irish Dogs... Meet river dancing dog!!!

St Patrick's Day... It's like Christmas .... but better !

Happy St. Patty's Day!!! xoxo 

TTT - Turkey Talk Time :)

It's that time of the year again. Time for some good quality TTT on the FFF! Gobble til you giggle! xoxo

Its's about time Barbie added a little meat to those bones!

Occu-PIE ... Feeding protesters since 2011 :)

#TURKEYSvsWALLSTREET

Luckily, I don't have to cook on Thanksgiving or worry about this issue if I did!

And then comes this guy...

#HardKnockHolidayLife

Kids these days... they say the darndest things :)

Can you fold it all for me too please?

Happy Dogs-Giving :)

Make that extra stretchy please!

Oh and wait... If you want to liven your Thanksgiving up this year... Just Do Tha Turkey Leg! LoL

Also, here are some funny links to Thanksgiving videos and articles that will have you giggling so much it hurts. Just as much as your tummy will after you eat all that turkey!

SNL Skit The Californias Thanksgiving edition : http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-60147840/saturday_night_live_the_californians_thanksgiving_season_38/

Thanksgiving as a Kid vs. and Adult : http://theoatmeal.com/comics/thanksgiving

Adam Sandler's Turkey Song -http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/24/adam-sandlers-thanksgivin_n_788173.html

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! Hope you have a great turkey day with extra stuffing!!!!

Giants World Series Champs! Victory Parade!

Well we did it! The San Francisco Giants won the World Series on Sunday and I could not be more excited about it! We swept the Tigers and showed America who is the number one team in this country! San Francisco could not be more proud of their Giants and what they have accomplished this season. They truly made this city light up and these last few weeks have been the most exciting times of my life! Sunday, in fact, was truly one of the most surreal experiences I have had in my life. I mean I haven't been married or had kids so I can't compare it to those types of experiences, but let me tell you this night was magical! I got to watch the game with some of my closest friends at Ottimista Bar in the Marina and when they won literally we all went nuts! It was an energy I had never felt before and it felt pretty AMAZING! We then rushed the streets to see one of our best friends Dave Kleinschmidt dj on Chestnut Street on a UHaul in front of hundreds of people and I will never forget bouncing around to Ghosts and Stuff by Deadmau5 as champagne was being sprayed all over and everyone was jumping around in excitement that we had WON IT ALL!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=889788639344&set=vb.7305305&type=3&theater (Video from Ottimista when the Giants won on Sunday!) 

The SCHMIDT killing it on Chestnut Street! 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151486462470410&set=vb.788410409&type=3&theater

And just when we think it is all over....it's not! We have one more celebration and that is the Giants Victory Parade tomorrow through the streets of SF. The parade will start at 11AM from the Ferry Building at Market Street and continue down Market and then end at the Civic Center. It is going to be one crazy day and there is expected to be A LOT of people! I went to the Giants Parade two years ago when they won the World Series in 2010 and it was so incredible. 2012 is guaranteed to be better than ever! Although there were rumors that Kaskade would be performing during it, turns out that will not be the case, but that he will be celebrating with the city anyways! And that pumps me up! Also, after the parade my good friend the Schmidt, who played on Chestnut Street on Sunday, will be spinning outside of Noble Nightclub on the Redbull truck and it's going to be BANANAS! So come party with us and let's give the Giants a party they will never forget! 

Let's not forget how we got here... 

This is video for 1958 Tickertape parade welcoming Giants To SF after they moved here from New York. Were glad they came West!!!! 

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/html5/video?id=7761541&pid=null&section=null

And footage from the 2010 Parade! 

Shout out to JDelG for helping me with this edition and his mom Diane  for letting him wear her lucky Pink Panda hat! Not only does he support his MVP player but breast cancer awareness as well! And of course, it's Wednesday so you have to wear pink! Or you can wear orange and black :) Or a costume too because its HALLOWEEN!  

Also, Gino Donati will be in his favorite LGN #43 Giants Shirt too! He has been one of the Giant's biggest fans and he will be toasting with the Pinot Grigio all day long!!!! 

Let's Get Weird!!! 

Giants Sillies :)

Here we go...Giants are in the World Series...Creamed the Tigers in Game 1...Panda had 3 homers...and Game 2 is tonight! I am so excited and so is the entire city of San Francisco! I have a great feeling about this game and can't wait to cheer on the boys in orange on! Hope this blog gets you pumped and makes you giggle!!! 

It's Fun Fresh Fab Giants MEME edition!